THE REACTION FACES ARE WHAT I LIVE FOR
My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.
The guy said sure.
So we decided to leave a nice little note
and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!
pizza spelt its own name wrong
talking to someone and they go offline straight away
do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot
Rachel: I just want to point out I never did anything to hurt you in high school.
ah i see youve noticed me walking in my pants made of windbreaker material
The year is 2214
A person is walking through a mueseum and sees a CD
"I remember that band, my great-grandma used to love them." Says the person
Drum beats fill the air as Fall Out Boy comes down from the heavens
They did it
They were remembered for centuries
could you please hold this for a second *hands you my problems and runs away*
OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today
so we come across this thing
and we discover you can turn it inside out and
ITS HELLO KITTY I’M
HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE
why the fuck
This is SO cool that I just had to share.
you clever fuckers
my teacher used this today
23+8+9+19+11+5+25 = 100%